Oning

On a Sears hairdryer:
"Do not use while sleeping."
(DUhh..!)

On a bag of Fritos:
"You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside"
(hhmmm...Is the bag of fritos free..?)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
"Product will be hot after heating."
(aahhh...DUH...!)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
"Do not iron clothes on body."
(What idiot would iron their clothes while wearing it..?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
(It's so easy, A caveman can do it..)

On Boot's Children's Cough Medicine:
"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
(Did they mean toy cars and toy machinery..?)

On a child's Superman costume:
"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
(wheww....kids and their immagination....)